谁能帮我找一段关于英语四个人的对话？_百度知道
谁能帮我找一段关于英语四个人的对话？
要300字左右，内容要幽默，是一篇四个人的对话。要快呀，明天英语课要用的....拜托了....
还不够呀，有没有长一点的？
提问者采纳
一: 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）
女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）二: A burglar 入室盗窃者A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
&You will get your chance in court.& said the Desk Sergeant.
&No, no, no.& said the man. &I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years.&三:The Looney Bin (疯人院)
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, &I am Napoleon!&
Another one said, &How do you know?&
The first inmate said, &God told me!&
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, &I did not!&
一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：&我是拿破仑！&另一个说：&你怎么知道？&第一个人说：&上帝对我说的！&一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：&我没说！&
（1）Looney (俚语）疯子
（2）inmate（n.同住者,同室者(特指在医院、监狱)）
（3）insane asylum (疯人院）四:Mother Was too Busy 妈妈太忙Mother Was too BusyTeacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time.....Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy.妈妈太忙老师：迈克，你老是叫你的父亲替你做作业，这次又。。。。。。迈克：对不起，老师，这次作业我本不打算让爸爸替我做，可妈妈实在太忙 五:When Do People Talk Least? 人们什么时候说话最少？When Do People Talk Least?Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.人们什么时候说话最少？学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？学生乙：在二月。学生甲：为什么呢？学生乙：因为二月是一年中最短的一个月。兄弟够不够啊!~不够说一声啊!~
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