我是不折不扣的宅女，干物女？
2007年，各大城市相继进入宅男宅女时代。玩腻了的大龄青年、丧失了激情的离异青年、没精力通宵的适龄青年...旅游逛街太累，唱歌泡吧太吵，讲话恋爱要伤精神，家里蹲怎么看都是个再适合不过的状态。青春的幻影在电视电脑前稍纵即逝...
这原本是日本漫画『萤之光』里二十七岁的女主角雨宫蚕的状态，流行开来后引起大多数人的共鸣。虽然很多男性不喜欢被叫宅男，但自称『宅女』的女生卻愈來愈多。她们独身；依赖电脑依赖网络；厌恶上班、上学，作息时间不稳定；极少出门，不喜欢接触陌生人...
『干物女』，则是宅女的升级版。也就是活像被甩干机甩过，像香菇、干贝一样干巴巴的女人。干物女的典型特征是：放弃恋爱，凡事追求轻松；假日几乎都待在家里，喜欢穿大T恤躺在沙发上、床上；最常做的事情是喝啤酒、看电视或者上网；每天下班后会直接回家，一个人边看漫画，边喝酒……回复短信，不但字数少而且慢。口头禅：麻烦死了，随便啦...
虽然干物女与宅女都过着无欲无求的单调生活，但二者的区别在于：是否想谈恋爱。宅女虽然在房间，但是对于爱情仍然保持着憧憬，喜欢籍此由看日剧幻想。然而，干物女就不一样，她会说『放弃恋爱，过着自我悠闲的生活，太美好了...』
我觉得自己就像被晒干并且压缩过了的木耳
虽然说是干巴巴，但是体重却随时都可能增大N倍
毫无追求，自由散漫
放弃了旅行和假期的外出，最经常做的事情也不外乎带狗狗散步要么就是呆坐了电脑前面...
人家回复短信的字数虽然是寥寥无几，但是我却更糟糕，根本就懒得回复
麻烦，无聊，随便，无所谓，不重要成了我致命的口头禅
一下附送一个小测试，如果中招了就都改改吧
这样的生活了无生机『过来人的劝告』
本人处于卸『宅』状态ing...
小测试：你是干物女吗？
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：追求懒散闲适生活的年轻女人；
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：不管额头看起来有多高，在家里一定把头发随意夹起；&
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：爱穿宽松的运动弹性布料，整体看起来不搭也无所谓；
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：随便站在厨房吃东西；
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：最近只有爬楼梯让自己心跳；
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：忘记东西则不脱鞋而直接以脚尖踩地板到房间拿；
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：假日不化妆也不穿文胸；
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：一晃半年没上美容院；只有夏天除毛；
<FONT STYLE="FONT-SIZE: 14 FONT-FAMILY: 黑体" COLOR="#：一个人也敢上饭馆吃饭；
<FONT COLOR="#：认为在家看漫画也比跟男人谈恋爱有趣；
十项特点里有六项就已经是不折不扣的干物女，如果有四项就得小心，是干物女的预备军了...姐妹们，都悠着点...
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Cost: 250 ManaCooldown: 8 secondsSummons a pool of deadly piranhas that deals 400% weapon damage as Poison over 8 seconds.
Affected enemies will also take 15% increased damage.
Unlocked at level 61
The pool of piranhas becomes a tornado of piranhas that lasts 4 seconds.
Nearby enemies are periodically sucked into the tornado.Increases the cooldown to 16 seconds.
Unlocked at level 65
Cooldown: 12 secondsDon a spectral mask that horrifies all enemies within 18 yards, causing them to tremor in Fear and be Immobilized for 3 seconds.
Unlocked at level 8
Increase the radius of Horrify to 24 yards.
Unlocked at level 34
Cooldown: 60 secondsSummon a Gargantuan zombie to fight for you. The Gargantuan attacks for 100% of your weapon damage as Physical.
Unlocked at level 19
Summon a more powerful Gargantuan to fight for you for 15 seconds. The Gargantuan&#39;s fists burn with fire, dealing 575% of your weapon damage as Fire and knocking enemies into the air.
Unlocked at level 39
Cooldown: 12 secondsLeave your physical body and enter the spirit realm for 2 seconds. While in the spirit realm, your movement is unhindered.This ability does not start its cooldown until after its effects expire.
Unlocked at level 16
Increase the duration of Spirit Walk to 3 seconds.
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Cooldown: 120 secondsConjure a Fetish that begins a ritual dance that increases the attack speed and movement speed of all nearby allies by 20% for 20 seconds.
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The Fetish increases the damage of all nearby allies by 30%.
Unlocked at level 44
Cooldown: 120 secondsSummon an army of 5 dagger-wielding Fetishes to fight by your side for 20 seconds. The Fetishes attack for 180% of your weapon damage as Physical.
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Increase number of dagger-wielding Fetishes summoned by 3.
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Strength: 77 Primary attribute for Barbarians and Crusaders. Increases all damage for Barbarians and Crusaders by 77.00%. Increases Armor by 77.
Dexterity: 77 Primary attribute for Demon Hunters and Monks. Increases all damage for Demon Hunters and Monks by 77.00%. Increases Armor by 7.70%.
Intelligence: 8491 Primary attribute for Witch Doctors and Wizards. Increases all damage for Witch Doctors and Wizards by 8491.00%. Increases resistances by 849.1.
Vitality: 4098 Increases Life, allowing more damage to be taken before dying. Each point of Vitality increases Life by 100.
Armor: 5883 Reduces all damage from enemies of the same level as you by 0.00%.
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Toughness: 6602740 The total amount of raw damage you can take. Toughness is based on your maximum Life, armor, dodge chance,
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Recovery: 302656 The amount of Toughness you can recover every second in combat. Recovery is based on your Toughness, Life per Hit, Life per Second, Life per Kill,
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Maximum Life: 410116 If you lose all your Life, you die.
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Mana The Witch Doctor uses Mana to cast most spells. Mana regenerates over time.
Intelligence
Cooldown: 5 secondsSummon an Arcane explosion 8 yards around an enemy, dealing 410% weapon damage as Arcane and knocking back all monsters caught within it.
Unlocked at level 15
Forceful Push
Buffs you and the Enchantress, increasing Armor by 3% and slowing melee attackers by 60% for 1 seconds.
Unlocked at level 20
Powered Armor
Cooldown: 6 secondsCast a flash of light in an area, causing enemies to be disoriented for 2 seconds.
Unlocked at level 25
Cooldown: 18 secondsLob a bulb of magical energy that hexes enemies in an area into chickens for 5 seconds.
Unlocked at level 30
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Magic Find
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Cooldown: 4 secondsRanged attack that deals 140% weapon damage and slows enemies hit by 80% for 4 seconds.
Requires Bow
Unlocked at level 5
Crippling Shot
Cooldown: 6 secondsBlinds nearby enemies in front of the Scoundrel for 2 seconds.
Unlocked at level 10
Dirty Fighting
Cooldown: 8 secondsRanged attack that explodes on impact, dealing 310% weapon damage as Arcane to enemies within 10 yards and has a 100% chance to Stun enemies for 2 seconds.
Requires Bow
Unlocked at level 15
Powered Shot
Whenever you or the Scoundrel land a Critical Hit, you both will go into hysterics, increasing all damage done by 3% for 3 seconds.
Unlocked at level 20
Magic Find
Experience
Cooldown: 10 secondsTaunt enemies within 10 yards of you for 3 seconds when you are hit.
Unlocked at level 5
Regenerates 6437 Life per second for you and the Templar.
Unlocked at level 10
Cooldown: 10 secondsCharges a target, dealing 280% weapon damage and stunning all enemies within 8 yards for 3 seconds.
Unlocked at level 15
Cooldown: 30 secondsRush to your aid, knocking back enemies within 15 yards and healing you for 182383 Life.
Unlocked at level 20
Magic Find
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