上厕所长时间没出来的可能性有四种: 1.思考颠覆人生观,2.便秘, 3.没带纸,4.有无线网络覆盖。

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不忍看老婆每天起早贪黑的挤地铁上下班,所以我一狠心悄悄在市中心买了套房子,房子虽然不大,但起码不用再看见她了呀。。。
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让你变肥的不是你圣诞节和新年之间吃的东西,而是新年和圣诞节之间吃的。
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上厕所长时间没出来的可能性有四种:
1.思考人生,2.便秘,
3.没带纸,4.有无线网络覆盖。
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在气温面前,我们都是矫情的贱人。
夏天说:宁愿被冻死也不要被热死;
冬天说:宁愿被热死也不要被冻死!!
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一天开着车,突然问教练,方向盘怎么有点松啊,教练淡定地说,你们一师姐,遇到紧急情况,不是先踩刹车,而是使劲拽方向盘,口中还喊着“吁,吁,吁……”
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一天查寝大妈来寝室看我没起床,通报批评!你批评就批评,为什么在通报栏上写着“某某同学在床上硬不起来……”
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用群臣高呼“皇上,万万不可啊!”“请陛下三思啊!”做起床铃,这样每天赖床都会有一种责任感和使命感
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想下载电视剧里一屋子将相大臣跪一地高呼万岁时的背景音乐做闹铃,每天从朦胧中庄严地醒来,仿佛君临天下一般,一种以江山社稷为重不得不起床的使命感——@你这是在装逼你知道吗
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一个闹钟参考
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人有多大胆,地有多大产
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一妹子买了盒点心,因为造型太萌不忍心吃,哥哥挺身而出,帮她移动了一下眼睛的位置,顿时就馋了...一位机智的亲哥
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“总算毕业了,哥几个工作都定了吗?”“嗯,我去外资,拿了肯德基的offer。”“牛逼啊,我是黄焖鸡米饭的三方。”“我公考,分到机关食堂。”“哇哦”“哇哦”
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妈:你都30了,为什么不找对象?我:我有病!妈:什么病?我:陌生异性恐惧症!妈:说人话!我:人丑没钱死要脸。
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夫妻一起看电影《超完美谋杀案》,看到一半时老公对老婆说:“我有点害怕。”老婆问:“我都不怕,你个大男人还怕?”老公犹豫地说:“那倒不是,你别记笔记了,好吗。。。”
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我们都有个无敌贱的朋友,他手机里百分之九十的照片都是拿来威胁别人的丑照
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好不容易找到洗手间,打开门的那一刻感觉被全世界抛弃了。why god forsake me?why?
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